Whether she sings, drums or plays strings, she brings it. She can turn a blasé crowd into screaming maniacs with, on average, three songs. Her onstage antics are extreme and you feel embarrassed for never in your life being close to cool enough to get away with them.
It’s possible that she does this for a living, in which case she’s got a following (though probably a local one). Even if she only hops up onstage once or twice a year, people go crazy for her music and constantly ask when she’s going to go pro or record a record.
I Fuckin’ Rock, Of Course I Can: operate a soundboard, get backstage, get onstage, find a fan in a likely place.
Substitutes for: Status.
Feature: Substitutes for Connect.
Feature: Unique (makes kickass rock music).