Nobody wants to fool around with corpses, and if they do, they shouldn’t. That’s why people have to get paid to do it. Specifically, undertakers and mortuary attendants. While it’s indisputably a creepy job to most folks, the work’s steady, it can’t get outsourced overseas, and if you ever need to deal with a dead body off the books, undertakers have the expertise.
I’m an Undertaker, of course I can politely (albeit superficially) console the grieving, make a good guess about what happened to a corpse, use a lot of terrifying tools and chemicals.
Substitutes for: Lie.
Feature: Resists challenges to Violence.
Feature: Substitutes for Secrecy.