Weather Forecaster

I’m a Weather Forecaster, of course I can introduce you to everyone at the local news station, identify cloud types, ridicule climate change deniers.
Substitutes for: Knowledge.
Feature: Substitutes for Notice.
Feature: Substitutes for Status.

Muslim

I’m a Muslim, of course I can read Arabic, remember some Saudi history, cook a pretty good halal dinner.
Substitutes for: Connect.
Feature: Resists challenges to the Unnatural.
Feature: Resists challenges to Self.

Freemason

I’m a Freemason, of course I can get access to a tiny Shriner car, get investment tips from my buddies, get aid in unexpected circumstances.
Substitutes for: Status.
Feature: Substitutes for Connect.
Feature: Resists challenges to the Unnatural.

Caring

I’m Caring, of course I can find first aid supplies, maintain a chipper disposition, bake.
Substitutes for: Connect.
Feature: Substitutes for Status.
Feature: Resists challenges to Isolation.

Blues Musician

I’m a Blues Musician, of course I can play guitar and harmonica, develop a fanbase, get backstage.
Substitutes for: Status.
Feature: Resists challenges to Helplessness.
Feature: Evaluates Helplessness.