Invisible Clergy Lore

I know Invisible Clergy Lore, of course I can: tell an avatar from a lunatic, jump to incorrect conclusions that somehow pan out, distinguish the residue of amateur art projects.

Substitutes for: Knowledge.
Feature: Substitutes for Secrecy.
Feature: Evaluates the Unnatural.

Childcare Worker

I am a Childcare Worker, of course I can get through to kids, negotiate with parents, sympathise, maintain a poker face, threaten to get you r kid taken away by the state.
Substitutes for: Connect.
Feature: Evaluates Self.
Feature: Therapeutic.

Psych-Salad Survivor

I’m a Psych-Salad Survivor, of course I can register as mostly normal on the commonest psychological tests, resist sedatives, sit and stare at the wall without moving for hours on end.
Substitutes for: Lie.
Feature: Resists challenges to Violence.
Feature: Evaluates Self.

Social Worker

I’m a Social Worker, of course I can sympathize, maintain a poker face, threaten to get your kid taken away by the state.
Substitutes for: Connect.
Feature: Evaluates Self.
Feature: Therapeutic.

Receptionist

I’m a Receptionist, of course I can instantly pick up clues by flipping through someone’s day planner, memorize phone numbers, delay creditors.
Substitutes for: Lie.
Feature: Resists challenges to Helplessness.
Feature: Evaluates Helplessness.

Occultist

I’m an Occultist, of course I can tell the difference between Santería and Satanism, wow the goth kids, cruelly mock the major religions.
Substitutes For: Knowledge.
Feature: Casts Rituals.
Feature: Evaluates Unnatural.

Jujutsu Instructor

I’m a Jujutsu Instructor, of course I can explain that martial arts match to an outsider, get a bokken out of my trunk, bond with other fans of Ronda Rousey.
Substitutes for: Struggle.
Feature: Substitutes for Dodge.
Feature: Evaluates Violence.

Irritable

I’m Irritable, of course I can make reasonable arguments seem insipid, provoke people, get the manager out here.
Substitutes for: Struggle.
Feature: Coerces Violence.
Feature: Evaluates Helplessness.

Blues Musician

I’m a Blues Musician, of course I can play guitar and harmonica, develop a fanbase, get backstage.
Substitutes for: Status.
Feature: Resists challenges to Helplessness.
Feature: Evaluates Helplessness.